• my friends: i love it when my boyfriend tells me he loves me
• me: i love it when my microwave tells me my food is ready

If Tumblr Was A City

• Hipsters: Would live in lofty towers high above the commoners
• Potterheads: Would run book shops and wand shops and enjoy their fun
• Sherlockians: Would run the police force
• Whovians: Would be lost in space and time somewhere?
• Shia LaBeouf Fans: Would make everyone else be afraid to enter the woods alone at night
• Homestucks: Would be a terrible street gang split into factions; gunning other ships down and anyone who got in their way
• Once-lings: Would be the creepy hippies who live in the park
• Supernatural: Would work in a garage filled with salt.
• Avengers: Would be running around in tight, spangly outfits playing trading card games.
• Submas: Would run and live in the subway systems.
• Hetalians: Would rule the country the city was in.